sunsetit's a monday, what can i do for you? here are some basic needs: new friends, custom buddies, and folks to harass on wire. her high school ex (m or f) for a super healthy former long-term fwb type of situation. a cousin (or gaggle of cousins) to make her feel less like an orphan. the ubereats guy that has to deal with her when her order is wrong but also is slightly concerned when she doesn't order. someone who definitely and hilariously fist fought her when they were convinced she tried to sell them italian seasonings as pot. LET'S DO LINES.