hellhounds, of course, which will backfire on her since obviously he’s a satan reincarnate at least in her opinion... most people’s, but hers especially. he has no shame and no morals so when laura got sent ABROAD he for sure would’ve tried getting on her good side to see if she’d be into messing around cause he’s scum and hopefully it was met with a lotta face slapping and monkey screeching about how insane he is to think there’d be a snowballs chance in hell