coastline life alert, please send some good buds ie a dude crew of too-old-to-be-actin-this-way fools who pride themselves on bad decision making and getting rowdy but maybe lead normal lives outside of their friendship. girl friends are cool too, but no more playing hide the sausage, he's goin celibate (for a week or two aka a day if he can last it). also i'd talk about fight club but it's not allowed, just know if it was i'd think starting one would be rad