home options for a pair of idiot brothers? this one's a fil-am florist, a recovering alcoholic, and a successful plant daddy of a small jungle; his brother's a defense lawyer and dedicated human rights activist (#unibersidadngpilipinas) who's recently touched down stateside.
personally, i could use an ex-spouse of either gender (35+?) with some ugly details, tindr hookups, flower shop customers, his favorite barista because the man drinks coffee like it's his lifeblood, someone he adopted a mostly-dead plant from, former roommates, any uc berkeley students who may have known him once upon a time, a childhood best friend, and anything else you've got!