i'm 100% real though LMAO like i've decided he has a whole group of squirrel friends in portland that he talks to all the time and that there's a "squirrelboyofportland" instagram account where people take pictures of him with all these squirrels hanging out all over him like he's fucking snow white or something. anyway, dimitri is the vampire who he's suuuuper thirsty for and basically gets his attention by getting into trouble dimitri has to pull him out of because he's something of a negotiator/peacekeeper among the vampires. we're still working out the nuances of their friendship but that's how it's been going for a few months, so he's prob been friends with nathan for longer! and yesss, i'm about to head to bed but i'll peep any custom you make me in the morning! thank you so much for all this!