shadowgap get weird with me. other reporters at the newspaper, radio station interns for him to share gossip with, the cook at the cave complex who feeds the captives and makes the best crab puffs ever omg. an outsider for ruben here to follow around suspiciously. someone to create a blockbuster-esque video rental store. people who find the diner's pie just as addictive as he does. alllll the things.