i’m screaming because this is literally perfect? malou can charge her crystals by the moonlight and then declare that none of them are going ANYWHERE because venus is in retrograde and none of them need to be exposed to that spooky dick. also, timothy and lily irl are completely fucking ridiculous and i can see lou being like, PLEASE can we screw with people any time we decide to actually leave the house to pick up our own food instead of postmating it straight to the house like trisha paytas?