community lily rose depp and armie hammer because why the hell not, pretentious artsy friends he's met through the meetup.com jam he hosts for foreign film geeks on the regular, some poor grindr dude he catfished for cash before merrily letting him know he was straight, co-workers at the museum or better yet the boss he hates, a chick he met on tinder and dated for a few weeks who now rightfully thinks he's human trash but still talks to him because he's holding her stuff hostage, possibly someone he went to high school with who thinks he's been replaced by a pod person? so on and so forth!