so with the tinder girl(s) there’s super little to brainstorm because he probably asked her to go on a walk for the first date then stopped abruptly in the middle of explaining his job or listening to her talk about her family or whatever and was like “i have to be honest, i care about you like, as an orifice? not as a human being? isn’t that what tinder is really for? i can’t penetrate your childhood, and even if i could i wouldn’t because that’s illegal and i have morals sometimes?” so if she would be responsive to that then they prob get along just fine aka with minimal talking 👏🏻