cue the awkward laughter because chelsea totally had a crush on him before she went away to college for eight years and came back to discover he was on his way to getting married. we had it down that their parents love her though, so i'm sure that'd just be icing on the cake when she's a serial non-dater because of her profession. get her a couple glasses of wine though and she'll tell you all kinds of embarrassing things about him. i'm sure she's 100% a patron of the salon she and her sister work at though! just to come in and gossip about their stupid ass brother and how he can't get his stupid ass life together.