Lady Stinkass of Fartsville. (zarana) wrote in pbads,
zara was born in hawaii but moved to st. augustine with her mom and sisters when she was eight or nine years old. she basically raised her younger sisters while their mom worked three jobs to support them. she was big into gymnastics and cheerleading as a child, which carried over to high school, college, and finally led to modeling and cheering for the dolphins. she's in recovery for cocaine and shopping addictions but the latter was more of a serious problem than the former. now she's a bomb ass event planner that specializes in theme parties but will literally do any event she's given -- just don't book her for funerals, memorial services, or wakes. she's inappropriately giggly and smiley 95% of the time and the other 5% she is ready to go spider monkey on someone's ass over a person she loves. she loves jokes, gets high fat fat fat farrrr too often, and doesn't drink as much a she used to but it's totally still a thing. she has a reputation from over the years for putting out for all the wrong type of guys way too easily and never wanting a relationship or sex with the same guy more than a couple of times. she's pretty gay but stayed closeted until just a few years ago when she started accepting it and exploring it.