you should have led with dad jokes, that's right up penny's alley. she's on struggle street basically pitching her tent and stubbornly not leaving. she's 25 and has been in st augustine since june last year. hopeless romantic (hence residence on struggle street) has a rich daddy si travels on his expense (but won't tell anyone that) barista/bartender. she's a goofball that keeps having shitty luck and could really really really use the distraction cos nothing is going her way