a lot of the specifics are up in the air, but this is her in a nutshell: somewhere in her early to mid-30s, probably working in STEM, and a big pile of trash covered in lots of glitter. essentially, she appears to have it all together, but she's still grasping at straws. she's weird and silly and questionably friendly, but she's not afraid of conflict or calling people out on their shit when she thinks it's well-deserved. she has high expectations and tends to gravitate towards likeminded people (so those who are progressive, politically active, a little shameless, kind of mean with a secret heart of gold deep down). i'll have to hammer out things like a name, family, job and all of that, but her personality is pretty solidified by this point.