WHEN DID THEY DATE? he might've, but he also graduated from high school and ran away to paris because he scored a modelling contract, dumb bitch. he's the son of this huge family of investors and therefore has a big background in money that he's going through a denial/rebellion phase with? johanes is kind of a meathead, but really laid back and kind. he's really into telling stories about himself that are abstractions or maybe just entirely not true. he moved to palo alto from europe when he was little as his father divorced and began to turn very serious about his career, he experienced a big culture clash and spent a lot of time feeling weird and overwhelmed, so he was kind of this very dull gawky boy for a very long time. puberty did a ton ofshit to him and he ended up in paris after high school with a successful but ultimately pretty short career as a male model, now he's back and he works at a car dealership and is trying to make a career as a dj happen?