YES he really would feel bad but if she was joking about it, he'd always ask her what kind of smack she was talking about him on the secret tattoo internet boards about him, "some dude didn't say thank you when i held the door for him today - you told him about me, didn't you?" WE DO it was probably something literary (but not a harry potter always tattoo, he's not that cliche) and i'm going to have to think on this because all that is popping into my mind right now is some kind of version of "exit, pursued by a bear"