I think it would be a big ol' beautiful impressively vintage house that needed a lot of love. So in a few years when it's done they can love it. in the mean time in his head with every bit of flooring he lays he tells them to go fuck themselves.
I could be down for Henry or John but I'd have to make icons for John which is fine with me. he's got a nice face to look at for a few hours. lol