where kate beckinsale, sarah paulson, michelle pfeiffer, marisa tomei, leslie mann, cameron diaz, paige turco, robin wright, naomi watts, nicole kidman, famke janssen, basically beautiful older woman because they're awesome and this guy needs a sister and an ex wife. could i also get a daughter in her very early 20s, a personal assistant, and a few more dudes interested in bi-monthly poker games?