where an older gal he works with at the pirate museum. there's a lot of them getting too high in parking lot instead of closing and being generally shitty at their jobs. also keiynan lonsdale and caity lotz for things, exes of all types, one or all three of his siblings, a few nerdy bffs he grew up with, someone to get drunk and make awful punk music with and anything else people can toss my way.