centralp! henry cavill/chris pine/some other 30-something frat dude type as the emily for a love triangle with ~beeftrifle, oscar isaac/andy samberg as the charlie so they can talk dinosaurs all the time, cate blanchett as dr richard burke, adam driver as ugly naked guy, andre hamen/joe keery as the elizabeth/student she briefly dated, JANICE, ms. crap bag, mr (or mrs) heckles