american another roommate for a weird arty house of youths, a guy for a cultural dating misunderstanding, fellow classics grad students @ ut austin, european expats, people he bums rides from because he shuns ride apps, people who think he's a pretentious fuck, people who have been able to get past the whole french thing and find his actual goofy personality, maybe someone who has a kid he flunked out of french, all the wacky lines!