zonkos a younger brother, fellow obliviators and ministry employees, slytherin friends, exes/flings/fwb of either gender, people he rubs the wrong way because he can be a little weird, theo james, chadwick boseman, aubrey plaza, bella heathcote, sebastian stan, chris hemsworth, jake gyllenhaal, emily ratajkowski, dev patel, andrew garfield, jessica chastain, lily james, domhnall gleeson, oscar isaac, daisy ridley