surrogate mattie belmonde and the rest of the carmilla webseries crew to make my day/week/year, other vampires from fiction to know, especially revenant to be the world's most obnoxious neighbor or alternately someone bring me a neighbor who hasn't gotten the memo that new yorkers don't talk to their neighbors and constantly tries to engage with her, rich kids, other patrons of the arts or artists themselves, barnard students, messy ex-girlfriends, more lines even though i am very convinced i won't make this first crop of adds