portlander now that i'm in, give me all your lines, bitches. michael fassbender or hugh jackman as his best friend and business partner, more people for his group of 35+ bros, former frat brothers, armie hammer as his real estate protégée, emily ratajkowski and/or alexis ren for specific lines, employees that work for him who are bad at their jobs but super fun to be around so he doesn't care, the one female friend he's had his whole life that doesn't put up with his bullshit, basically any and all lines