a haha...well, he's made a few of those, but no. we're talking 80 pounds of molten glass spinning on steel rods, blow torches, etc. to create life-sized human figures and such. wanna make some glass nudes? the commercial side of the glassworks makes pressed slabs for countertops and some other things, so there's practical work as a glazier and then there's some creative danger on the side.