unsubstantiated An Uber driver with unbelievable stories to tell. The owner of a family-run business who tries competing with Walmart by offering completely nonsensical deals ("Buy two jars of pickles, get a tube of athlete's foot cream free!"). A public access television host whose riff on The Antiques Roadshow is mostly just a collection of creepy dolls and broken seashell art from the nearest Goodwill. The realtor who thinks they've reached celebrity status because they paid to have their face plastered on park benches. All the denizens of a sad, rundown town you can think of.