woodvale Lines for this alcoholic who just bought a murder house? Neighbors to tell him to stop screaming at all hours of the day and night (you think I'm joking, but the poltergeist in the attic WON'T SHUT UP) or to get annoyed by his attempts to renovate, a maid or butler type who came with the house and might possibly be a ghost (or maybe the manifestation of the house itself!), someone who is trapped in a painting or mirror in the house that is behind much of the 'hauntings' because THEY WANT OUT, someone to help him figure out wtf he's going to do with the 12 year old he's taking care of now, drinking buddies to get into crazy shenanigans with, people who like his dog! Or, hey, how about his dog who is mysteriously turned human? Anything can happen in woodvale, so let's tell some awesomely crazy stories together!