portlander let me get some love while i work on her, personal training clients, regulars to her themed spin classes and yoga classes, outdoorsy folks for adventures, people for a craft beer club, anyone who frequents hair of the dog brewery so she can pour them a pint, girls to flirt with and break her heart, a guy who hits on her constantly despite knowing he's not getting any, members of her slow pitch softball team, pub quiz friends, karaoke friends, more friends.