zonkos the girl he's awkwardly obsessed with at work, friends, neighbors for he and driskel, more beautiful poc, random ex-flings of either gender when he was trying to find himself, co-workers, hufflepuffs, a cousin or two for family dysfunction, chloe bennett, riz ahmed, ayami najako, rami malek, rihanna, rose bertram, olivia culpo, chris evans, avan jogia, priyanka chopra, gong yoo