"'Hi, I'm your hero, what's your name?' And I just thought, 'this is the worst day ever.' And it keeps happening, because he's this really nice guy."
Naomi's apartment is pretty fantastic: it's rent-controlled with an amazing view and one of the biggest bathrooms she's seen in the city. And she's seen a few bathrooms. The only problem is that Naomi's hero just moved down the hall and now she has to see his stupid/perfect face all of the time. She's managed to act completely and totally oblivious to who he is for the last few months, but her resolve is breaking and she's just not sure if she can handle much more of this.