shores alicia vikander for her fraternal twin sister, jordana brewster for her older sister, vin diesel, tyrese, cara delevigne, dwayne johnson, ben affleck for something scandalous and juicy, henry cavill for her brother or partner in crime at work, friends, neighbors, family, clients (actors, musicians, athletes, writers, etc) at caa, former unc classmates, frenemies, and whatever else we can come up with on this lovely monday afternoon