boulder lines please! lsu students & people who've taken his ethics class, sporty types to side eye & question, lovers of terrible 80s music, pet lovers, book fiends, one or two ladies he's had a one night stand with, an ex that got tired of his logic, whoever fixes his car in exchange for pizza and beer (other than ~rhobin), his vet, people who feed him like the stray that he is, and anything else you want.