boulder lines for this matt smith? he needs a hometown if anyone wants to grab a childhood neighbor or cousin, lsu students (especially philosophy kids), sporty types to side eye, lovers of terrible 80s music, pet lovers, book fiends, one or two ladies he's had a one night stand with, an ex that got tired of his logic, whoever fixes his car in exchange for pizza and beer, his vet, a current neighbor who feeds him often, and anything else.