cue because this bio is DONE and, as such, i'm finally ready to plot lines. i'd love someone with rihanna credits the most, as well as the face of nick grimshaw, maybe some young starlet who secretly fancies him but treats him like the dirt on her shoe which embarrasses the heck out of him since he's, you know, almost 28 - and harry styles, florence + the machine credits unless they're taken (i haven't checked), oona chaplin, olly murs credits, other eejits and would-be jesters, siobhan donaghy because she's beautiful, unabashed fans of enya... okay, i was kidding about the last part but everything else, bring it.