producer chris zylka, chris evans, or chris hemsworth for a something specific (and 100% non-romantic, past, present, or future); jon fucking stewart as michael scott on the office for something specific, too; the rest of the casts of arrested development, the mindy (sirisha) project, snl, parks and rec, and community; dev patel for bloomfield, kristen wiig, amy poehler, steve carell, keira knightley, shannon woodward, tom sturridge, douglas booth, and january jones because i want to see their flawless faces around.