producer a 34+ woman for a somewhat unconventional ex line, a professional athlete older brother, justin timberlake or armie hammer for a mortal enemy (overdramatized on this guy's part) or really just anything, a funny woman à la kristen wiig, tina fey, or amy poehler for him to worship, fellow moody writers, felicity jones, alia shawkat, keira knightley, ben schwartz, dev patel, the casts of the office, snl, and arrested development.