producer a 34+ woman for a somewhat unconventional ex line, a professional athlete older brother, justin timberlake or armie hammer for a mortal enemy (overdramatized on this guy's part), a funny woman à la kristen wiig, tina fey, or amy poehler for him to worship, fellow moody writers, felicity jones, alia shawkat, keira knightley, ben schwartz, the cast of the office.