thehudson i'd love a best friend for this guy. someone who can ignore his crazy or love him anyway. someone to accidentally hit him on his bicycle, idk. more neighbors in tarrytown. anyone who is in group therapy with osterbrock. he goes too. someone to make fun of his yoo-hoo affinity. a lawyer or another research/errand bitch where he works. someone who once tried to teach him to drive and gravely regretted it. all the lines that could ever be thought of.