thehudson max thieriot; dylan o'brien for ~shoshanna; anton yelchin for ~abll and ~nollen; cameron monaghan, emma greenwell, noel fisher, and laura slade wiggins for ~hargreavese; ladies for ~alhoun to make swoon; harry judd, danny jones, mollie king, and una healy for ~shays; jessica szohr, penn badgley, katie cassidy, and michelle trachtenberg for ~emlis; beards for her to pet; housemates; someone to get me a giant cherry coke because i am dying of thirst