So right, I’m the overachiever who held the role of president at adelphic. Anyhoo… I would kill for a best friend from South Africa or Dubai, the junior drug dealer he owes money to, the promiscuous foreign girlfriend, guys on his lacrosse team, kids to have grown up with, his Korean fan club to love him again, the sophomore brother he’s grooming to take his place, and whatever you can think of!