who plays aly michalka, ariana grande, arielle kebbel, audrina patridge, blake lively, brooklyn decker, charlize theron, christian serratos, dianna agron, emma roberts, eva green, freya mavor, irina shayk, jaime king, jessica biel, kat dennings, kate middleton, mary elizabeth winstead, minka kelly, olivia munn, salma hayek, or teresa palmer? i'm looking for a het line as one of the guys in my journal.