columnists! Editorial Assistant numero uno here and while I'm trying to bang away at the little things to actually write up her bio and the like, more lines would be awesome. I have her living situation and a few loose connections within the office so far but more friends is cool, especially those who don't mind the likes of the occasional drunk text/dial when she's smashed. Or, hey, people who don't like her is awesome too and possibly something mildishly romantic, whether it be some sense of a possible "crush" (I went back to middle school for that one, guys) that of sorts, a hook up or you name it.