zombielane someone to be his brother from another mother/sister from another mister. The Jayna to his Zan. He even owns a cat named Gleek! Perhaps a cute female employee who had zero interest in the type of merchandise he sold. They could even be a bit of a trouble maker that he was lenient with so long as she drew in the customers. Bonus points for cliche PBs such as Allison Mack, Kristin Kreuk or Erica Durance.