Dorian rolled his eyes. "Cute. It's a little biology, a little botany. It'd be better if I could just show them I knew what I was doing instead of having to write all these countless bullshit essays that don't mean anything. I need answers You know, help. Not a textbook. But NO. No, Dorian, the wine gods, or whoever, would be very disappointed, because apparently you're a fuckup."