Alice Kennedy (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} rosemary_thyme) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} paxletalelogs, |
"Oh god," Alice groaned, rolling her eyes and slumping a little. Brittany's trick worked, rather than engaging in why she would like a boyfriend, the horror of the dildo returned.
"Is he here? Oh my god, Brit, I won't even know what to say to him." She hastily took another sip of her drink as she looked around. "I mean, I'm sure he's met plenty of people who know all about his dildo, right? But I assume not many didn't know right off the bat. God, I'm such a loser."