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Tweak says, "slpeaka enpglish, i do not"

Vincent (king_of_gods) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-08-18 12:44:00

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Did you fucking know some asshole moved into my top floor?

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	i_sea_you 2010-08-18 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Well, no, I didn't know that. Why didn't you move in first? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-08-18 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	We just put in the application to transfer our shit into there because I wanted more space, and BAM. SURPRISE. DOUCHE PARTY UP IN THE SKY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-08-18 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	~~There's actually a place to put in an application for transfers around here?~~ Damn, that's a bitch. But it's not like the Penthouses are paltry dwellings or anything. Want to go out for drinks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

king_of_gods
2010-08-18 08:17 pm UTC (link)

Whatever. I'm going to take the elevator up there and take a shit in front of his door.

Anyway, about drinks, how about naked breasts instead? And drinks? I want you to meet my friend Billy. He might not show you his naked breasts, but I'm sure you two would still get along swimmingly. Boatman. You'd like that, right Paul? Naked breasts? Boobs? Boobs uncovered and therefore visible to the eye?

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	i_sea_you 2010-08-18 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing says 'welcome to the building' like a classy dump on someone's doorstep, that's for sure. [...] ~~What?~~ Uh ~~this will certainly get awkward~~ sure, okay, that [...] sounds like fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-08-18 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome. Thursday or Friday better? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-08-18 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	Friday would be better. [...] ~~auirjajfditiekl;sfdkl;ti I have a date on Saturday and I actually have a date and it's a date and~~ I have a date on Saturday. ~~:DDDDDD~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-08-18 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	PAUL HAS A GIRRRRLLLFRIIIIEND?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-08-18 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Are those...dancing hearts? No, I mean! She's not my girlfriend yet or anything. It's just a date so I don't want to fuck up anything ~~with my awkwardness and issues~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-08-18 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	They are hearts and they dance. Some people might explain this phenomena as dancing hearts. After naked breast night and your date, if she isn't scared off by your charms and politeness (hello Paul, women like jerks.) we should do something with... who was that I live with? Can't quite recall... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-08-18 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Can we not call it Naked Breast Night? [...] With your wife, the beautiful and vivacious Honey Skye? Yes, I'm sure that can be arranged. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-08-18 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Since for some reason you hate naked breasts, naked breast night will now be referred to as Fully Clothed Wholesome fun night. Yeah, that one. I'm bringing her to dinner and being nice so don't get off my back monkeyboatman. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	king_of_gods 2010-08-18 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know why "don't" was in there, but apparently my Freudian slips like you on my back. wink (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-08-18 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	I just don't want ahjfgutjakfkghk nevermind! And great. I appreciate you being nice and bringing her to dinner. I'm sure she will too, even if she doesn't say it outright. (Reply to this) (Parent)