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Chain of command: I say it. You do it. End. (duham) wrote in patching,
@ 2018-09-08 09:33:00

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just to clear things up, when you wake me up and demand that i get up to cook breakfast - you shouldn't be surprised when i end up going outside to fire up my grill to make it. apparently, this was a surprise to someone this morning. still a better breakfast than anything you can cook inside.

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	cmontgo 2018-09-08 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	You walked outside in the morning to start a fucking grill? Damn, I could barely make myself move to the kitchen. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-08 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	to be fair, it took me a good 20 minutes to get out of bed after she woke me up. and i needed a cigarette anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cmontgo 2018-09-08 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	A cigarette or two sounds fucking good right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-09 03:05 am UTC (link)
	always needed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	erinty 2018-09-08 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	That’s a little rude to your lady, mister. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-08 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	how is making her breakfast rude? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	erinty 2018-09-08 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Not that part, the part where you tell you it’s better than anything she can cook. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-08 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	wasn't a strike at her cooking, because she's a great cook. i just stand behind the theory that things taste better when made on a grill. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ktf 2018-09-08 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	this whole post sounds like a threat but at the end its just about breakfast (Reply to this) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-08 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	plot twist. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	joshfreeman 2018-09-08 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	grilled anything is the best (Reply to this) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-08 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	agreed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	siph 2018-09-08 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	This is like one of those flash fiction stories. What did you make? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-08 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	eggs, bacon, hashbrowns and steak (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rmccray 2018-09-08 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds pretty fantastic if you ask me. I'm kind of an omelet queen. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-08 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	omelets are a favorite of mine as well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kyrae 2018-09-08 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	breakfast on the grill sounds stellar, and so manly. gold star for turning on your sleepover buddy before even feeding them. you can come over to my place anytime. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-11 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	everything on the grill tastes better. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	storrow 2018-09-09 10:24 am UTC (link)
	i just read not one damn word of this other than breakfast (Reply to this) (Thread)

	duham 2018-09-09 01:46 pm UTC (link)
	main keyword, obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent)