InsaneJournal

I went from not being able to find anyone I'm related to, to finding a handful with very odd ways of being related. This is completely ridiculous. And why are they all men and pretty much the same person? It's just cruel.

[Jor-El]
Uncle, you've heard about this new version of Clark, right? He seems completely twisted, and it's hard to believe he's another version of Kal-El. He seems dangerous, which is obvious from all the threats he's been making. I honestly don't see how he thinks he can win with four of us here, but...any insight?
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[Bart]
If this Superman-Prime comes after you, let me know. He may not be able to catch you, but I'd still love an excuse to just...hit him.
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[Clark (younger)]
So, maybe you've heard but there's another guy running around here, claiming to be another Superman, with your face. It's like the Phantom all over again, only he is you, and he wants to kill everyone...or that's just what I'm picking up. Be careful, you've got another evil twin, and people might mistake him for you at times
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