Filtered to Hyperion Residents
If you hear alarms going off in the middle of the day, ignore them. Well, ignore the one that goes, "BREE BREE BREE". If the one that goes, "SCREEOO SCREEOO SCREEOO" goes off, then you're still going to want to run. Or do whatever it is you do here.
Man, my onomatopoeia skills rock, don't they? But, really, if you listen, that's the noise they make. But the point is, if you hear the 'BREE' one go off during the day, ignore it because it means I've just tripped over something (on the computer, not on the ground). But it'll go off about a minute later, because I should be able to shut it off.
Um, yeah, my name is Max. I'm the girl with the pink hair at the front desk, and I'll be recoding your security system for the next three weeks (well, I hope it's only three weeks...). Don't worry, you're all safe. I'm just... fixing it. Kind of. I mean, for the early twenty-first century, it's really not bad. It just needs some upgrading.
Anyway, I just wanted to warn everyone before I scare the hell out of someone.