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virgil hawkins (static_shower) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2009-12-27 14:23:00

Entry tags:

bart allen/impulse, bruce wayne/batman, clark kent, victor stone, virgil hawkins/static

It's become all kinds of trendy being so close to the New Year and all so I guess it's our turn now! JUSTICE LEAGUE ROLL CALL.

We don't really have ranks ~~except maybe if you're Batman and I hope I don't get yelled at for doing this if he wanted t~~ But I was curious to who all is here. I think you all know me, I'm Virgil Hawkins. Static to the Justice League. I think it's time we have a headcount and possibly a recruiting session. There are a few new faces in the city, so this seemed like a good plan.

We work together with Angel Investigations and cover the more human side of big bads in the city. Just because our specialty is more with the citizens that doesn't mean being part of the Justice League will get you out of vampire-duty. We were given powers and with that the ability to help anyway we can.

Being part of the Justice League means exactly that. Helping others. Making the world a safer place and doing as much good along the way as we are able.

That being said don't be shy, we don't bite (much). If you prefer a "screened" response that's fine too, I wasn't to keen on the sharing of my identity at first either.

Thanks everyone for all the gifts, I really like them all. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen ~~hitting people with~~ flying my new helicopter!

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	imp_ulsive 2009-12-27 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Do I get something for commenting first? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-27 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	A Pencil muffin? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imp_ulsive 2009-12-27 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	With two pencils and not just one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-27 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm...Pencil Muffin's are only supposed to have one.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imp_ulsive 2009-12-27 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah... but I'm special. And that should be taken into consideration here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-27 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	But Bart the recipe only calls for ONE. What kind of horrors will befall us if I ignore the recipe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imp_ulsive 2009-12-27 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	But Virgil, I deserve two. One isn't good enough! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-27 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	well okay. But just this one time. And if the pencil muffin comes alive in the middle of the night and tries to eat us instead because you made me ignore the recipe? You're gonna be the one fighting it off! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imp_ulsive 2009-12-27 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	If a pencil muffin comes to life in the middle of the night, Clark will be the one fighting it off. I wasn't trained for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-27 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Clark has? Wow..so that's how superman conditions himself, I should have known it'd be something like that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imp_ulsive 2009-12-27 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	You thought he was out there fighting Bigfoot and a T-Rex? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-27 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	...Maaaybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imp_ulsive 2009-12-27 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	If I had any evidence I'd show it to you. But since I don't, we're gonna have to go with the muffin thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	caped_crusader 2009-12-27 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for posting this, Virgil. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-27 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I had some time to kill. Faith had a point about being all organized and New Year Fresh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_girlsuper149 2009-12-28 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Guess I should type my name. I feel largely out numbered by males. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-28 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I really think you should. Because it's important. Hey it could be worse?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_girlsuper149 2009-12-28 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Most likely. You probably need a female to keep you in check. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-28 01:22 am UTC (link)
	That's what my sister always said. But we're not that bad. Are we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_girlsuper149 2009-12-28 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Could be wrose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-28 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Right. I haven't hit you with my helicopter yet. Like Clark, but it was his fault. I warned him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boy_scout 2009-12-31 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Well, I'm always here. Clark Kent. Ready to assist in any way. Even if it involves fighting dinosaurs. [JL Filter] Also known as Kal-El, or just Kal. Or Super.. something. Anything besides Boy Scout. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-31 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Thanks Clark. [JL filter] Think you're looking for "superman" it's not that bad Clark. I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_booyah 2009-12-31 07:31 am UTC (link)
	Yo, whatup? Victor Stone reporting in. I also go by Cyborg, that works too. Let me know if you need anything hacked into. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-12-31 07:42 am UTC (link)
	Thanks for checking in Vic. (Reply to this) (Parent)