Hey, how many of you guys have slogans, or catch phrases? You know, like when you show up to kick some guy's ass, you say, "Hey y'all, this is who I am, and I'm gonna kick yo'ass " or something? Cept, you know, not in those words.
When I first started out, I used to be all like, "Yo I'm Static, I put a shock to your system," but then people started knowing who I was and every time I showed up, they'd be all, "Oh no, it's Static!" So I didn't get a chance to say it, and if I did it'd be redundant because they already knew. Then I started thinking, and I realized that not a whole lotta people outside Dakota know who I am, so maybe I should start telling people again, but my old slogan's kinda lame now. I need something new. Fresh.
EDIT: The bradbury building is starting to look tight. It might actually be fit for humans now. [Bart] I'm thinking house party. [ooc: as Static]